(Heavy footsteps heard)
Marge: Hello, Homie, are you home from work?
Homer: Yes, Marge, I am home from work.
Marge: Good, you are home from work.
Homer: Say, Marge, what's for dinner?
Marge: PORK CHOPS, HOMIE!
King Harkinian: MAH BOI!
(Sounds of eating)
Homer: These are good pork chops, Marge.
Marge: Yes, I boiled them myself.
Marge: They're in their cages, Homie!
(DOOM theme tune plays)
(Strange bouncing sound)
(Sound of cage opening)
Lisa: Hello, Marge! How are things upstairs?
Marge: They are good, Lisa. Ned Flanders won't turn his strobe lighting down, though, so we haven't slept in days!
Lisa: Oh dear! That doesn't sound very good. Where's Bart by the way, I haven't seen him since fluesday!
Marge: Bart's driving Homer around, because Homer doesn't have a car!
Lisa: That's really good, Marge! Oil prices are expensive these days, anyway. Say, why am I covered in shit?
(Ending theme plays)