Note: This transcript is unofficial and therefore may contain mistakes. Words and sentences that are uncertain are marked with [these symbols], and indecipherable words and sentences are marked with *indecipherable*, and sounds and noises are marked with (these symbols).
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Twilight Sparkle (distorted): *I heard you're supposed to be keeping the sky clean. I'm Twilight Sparkle, and the princess sent me to check on the weather.*
Lisa: Marge, what the fuck is this? I was expecting something better!
Marge: I'm not quite sure, Lisa. It's something to do with horses I think, it's not very good.
Rainbow Dash (distorted): *indecipherable*.
Twilight Sparkle: *indecipherable*.
Lisa: No, seriously. I don't get it.
Pinkie Pie (distorted, rearing): (screeching neigh).
Lisa: This show is making me question the concept of reality, and that pisses me off.
Marge: Let's go outside, Lisa, and punch real horses. [That will cheer us up].